The Mayo Conspiracy

When an intrepid journalist, CRAIG HORWITZ, meets up with M, a mysterious whistle-blower from the Mayonnaise lobby, he is taken down a dark historical path from France, to Nazi Germany, and then through the depths of culinary hell. Craig starts to fully comprehend the stranglehold this maniacal industry has on modern American politics, revealing a much larger truth to his investigation: It's no longer just about what this condiment is doing to our body. It's about what it's doing to our country! How high does it go? How low does it go? The only certainty now to this anti-mayonnaise crusader is that Big Mayo must be stopped in order to contain the white plague.